I am a writer, journalist and general creative gun for hire with nearly fifteen years of experience. I've worked for ShortList, the Guardian, the NME, HuffPost UK, Kerrang! and loads more.

I have animated, acted and edited. I've worked on giant projects and tiny jokes, interviewed celebrities while dressed as a gorilla, met many of my heroes and had a letter printed in Viz.

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I don't just create stuff for money. I also create stuff for fun, and in the quiet hope that someone will see how much fun I'm having and pay me money. From videos to web toys to poetry, I've kept busy.

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I once won £3,450 on a quiz show that didn't get recommissioned. I live next to a cemetery.

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