My greatest ShortList hits

I wrote loads of stuff for Shortlist, but here are a few (too many) of my favourites.

A love letter to drinking on trains

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Why season one of The O.C. is perfect

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Waterworld is better than you remember

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Why swearing is flipping great

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Instagram, discarded mattresses and me

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The best Futurama episode

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The best X-Files episode

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What does human flesh taste like?

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A love letter to drinking in airports

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Why isn't smoking illegal?

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Why mistakes haunt you forever

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Red Dwarf is the most British show ever

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Inside Drunken Bakers with Barney Farmer

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Why nobody talks about Battlestar Galactica anymore

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Why isn't marijuana legal?

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Cool Runnings: the best sports movie ever

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Star Wars v Game Of Thrones

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What life is like when you're super intelligent

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Is the Hollywood spoof dead?

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What can you do in international waters?

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Why to avoid Dry January

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How Satanists spend Christmas

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How to get stuff named after you

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The power of having a really cool name

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